David and the Real World

copperbooms: the bible says adam and eve so if ur name’s not one of those u can’t be in a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:00:21 -0400

copperbooms:

the bible says adam and eve so if ur name’s not one of those u can’t be in a relationship sorry it’s a sin

glittergaysandgore: The moment I became a lesbian.

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:59:54 -0400

glittergaysandgore:

The moment I became a lesbian.

hailldope: “The leg kick before a female starts...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:46:25 -0400

hailldope:

“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”

baby-bambi: when i see a hot person. i immediately envy anyone who’s had sex with them. This.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:45:47 -0400

baby-bambi:

when i see a hot person. i immediately envy anyone who’s had sex with them.

This.

amanwomenlove: Things aren’t always what they seem. ;)

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:42:06 -0400

amanwomenlove:

Things aren’t always what they seem. ;)

Turnt | The-Dream feat. Beyoncé & 2 Chainz

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:54:12 -0400

Turnt | The-Dream feat. Beyoncé & 2 Chainz

fivedicksonedream: how many newborn babies do i have to sacrifce for “standing on the sun” to leak

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:18:31 -0400

fivedicksonedream:

how many newborn babies do i have to sacrifce for “standing on the sun” to leak

coochiejuice: Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:23 -0400

coochiejuice:

Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

Ughhh thanks so much for posting that Beyonce song. I've been waiting for it forever haaha. It's so good.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:01 -0400

No problem! I was practically foaming at the mouth when I found out it leaked today. I NEEEEEED Standing on the Sun though. ASAP!

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thegoddamazon: iuzooriaku: NOOOOOOO!!!!! Not #ReginaGeorge!!!!...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:45:12 -0400

thegoddamazon:

iuzooriaku:

NOOOOOOO!!!!! Not #ReginaGeorge!!!! #meangirls JESUS! What is oxygen?!? Noooo!! I can’t! #miguel

I ALMOST

FELL OUT MY

RACK

LMAO!

bricesander: Miley speaks for us all. Lmao! I love her more...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:43:02 -0400

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all.

Lmao! I love her more and more as the days go by.

girlfights: “Don’t you dare touch me!” Yes white lady, those...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:58:57 -0400

girlfights:

“Don’t you dare touch me!”

Yes white lady, those words are totally gonna prevent you from getting hit the face. lmfao

OMG. I’ve watched this like 50 times and I am so weak. I usually find these fight videos barbaric but I’m crying right now. I hate you, Jamon, for exposing me to this tumblr.

I’m ANNOYED. This whole “david is never gonna get laid ever again” shit is getting...

Sun, 12 May 2013 05:15:31 -0400

I’m ANNOYED. This whole “david is never gonna get laid ever again” shit is getting old as fuck.

Screenwriting Tip #1219

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:32:29 -0400

screenwritingtips:

Writing a comedy? In the first draft, concentrate on making the characters feel real. Jokes are for the second draft.

chrisshaw: vmvzxn: Bruhhhhh Never fails.

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:30:53 -0400

chrisshaw:

vmvzxn:

Bruhhhhh

Never fails.

thegoddamazon: canadiananarchist: HAHAHAAHAH THIS MADE MY...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:27:09 -0400

thegoddamazon:

canadiananarchist:

HAHAHAAHAH THIS MADE MY MONTH!! FUCKIN DIED WHEN I SEEN THIS!!

STOP OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!